Are You Carnage? Here are 10 Ways to Tell.

Chipotle Gang is looking a little on the ratchet side of things lately. After posting his now-infamous 808 tutorial (using cracked software, although he claims the laptop  he used in the tutorial wasn\’t even his), Carnage\’s technical knowledge of music production programs has been in question.  But since we here at EDM Chicago like to give people the benefit of the doubt, we thought we\’d take a deeper look into the world of Carnage on social media. After all, he just came off of a headlining performance at Freaky Deaky and is consistently voted among one of the best American DJs. After taking a nice (we use that word loosely) look through Carnage\’s Facebook videos, we realized that there might be a little bit of Carnage in all of us. It may be time to ask yourself: Are you actually Carnage? Here are ten ways to tell.

#1 You don\’t even need to turn on your CDJs to throw down a sick set

#2 If you\’re not sure if you should log your on-stage antics as chin-ups on your Fitbit.

#3 Mike \”The Situation\” envies your fist-pumping skills.

#4 If you think repeating \”Back that thing up for your n*igga\” through autotune makes you a rapper.

#5 When your audience does more performing than you do at your shows.

#6 When you\’re trying your best to jump, but it\’s just not working.

#7 You think your Hotline Bling moves are better than Drake\’s.

#8 If you don\’t need headphones to mix. Because like…you totally mix…right?

#9 Do you find it necessary to sing even the drop of a song? You\’re probably Carnage.

#10 You always want to show your friend that you have the sickest dance moves, but your friend couldn\’t possibly care any less if he tried.

Written by Molly Sheban B2B Hayley Maher